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02
May
The grandfather of one of my classmates is hosting an engagement party at The River Club in Manhattan. When I try to look it up, it just says it’s NYC’s premier family club. I’m guessing it’s actually a secret spy center.
And the engagement party suggests cocktail attire.
I have no idea how many social rules I will break at this event.
20
Feb
So this headline happened.
Are we to believe that the copyeditor really didn’t catch this?
Really?
(Source: everythingisfiction)
16
Feb
Over the course of the day, the buttons on my fly have broken off. Not popped off, due to stress from the Obeast. They’ve just cracked and broken like pieces of brittle plastic/wood.
10
Jan
Poor little guy…
22
Dec
Bored to Death was plucked from us too soon.
And that’s more sad than sadlarious.
28
Oct
Sadlarious for Vegans.
@Horse_ebooks is following my fake twitter account, but it has yet to follow me.
It’s a bot. I know I shouldn’t care about this as much as I do.
Sadlarious.
27
Oct
“Awww, man. My 24 pack of crayons just spilled all over the bottom of my backpack. #GradSchool”
“I decided that a pizza would be the best thing to eat instead of supper.”
“Group meeting… pizza… all I could think about how this fresh pizza was going cold. Post that @sadlarious”
It seems like the essence of work is little more than getting other people to do your work for you. Either by coercion, persuasion, or mandate.
Let’s call this #TomSawyering.
Sadlarious
via everythingisfiction